Notebook and Pen

Welborn Eiler

Author & Humorist

 

About Welborn Eiler

Welborn Eiler is a licensed business professional residing in New England, where he has lived all his life. He also owns a design company that he developed for some of his other less than creative pursuits. He likes all sports and especially certain musical groups and movies that begin with the letter “A”. He also likes beef, chicken and fish and is likely to choose any one of them in a response card for a formal event. Welborn is not immune to conducting himself in an annoying manner and neither confirms or denies that his family and friends give rise to fodder for his writings. 


Welborn Eiler has taken the first step in amassing a collection of material that is solely designed to tell someone off with absolutely no consequences whatsoever to anyone but him. Having spent decades helping people and businesses navigate their problems, he brings his warped sense of humor and brutal honesty to others to help resolve problems and open a dialogue and discourse on what he hopes to be some very interesting conversation. This is only the beginning. The worst is yet to come.

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Things we would like to say (and don’t) to friends, family, acquaintances and strangers that annoy us

There are many things that we see in others or become associated with in our lives that are upsetting, unnerving or aggravating. In some cases, they are pet peeves that make us crazy. Most of the time we say nothing because it really isn’t worth it. But sometimes the negative effect on us is so great we can barely stand it. 


This book is filled with topics that you will want (or even need) to share with a number of people who form your inner and outer circle of life. They frequently do this ridiculous and sometimes awkward, aggravating, or stupid thing. They do it all the time. You have been dying to mention something about it to them but are too chicken to act.

 

Instead of expressing yourself or letting go in a manner that you might probably dread, Welborn Eiler has taken care of this for you. With brutal honesty, sprinkled 

with humor and sarcasm, he lets others know exactly where you stand and how you really feel. He covers annoying subjects across the spectrum, including: Your Unwanted Opinion; Leaving your Stuff all over the Place; Eating in Bed; Not Changing the Toilet Paper Roll; Tail-Gating; Always Late; Talking in Movie Theatres; and Picky Eaters. If any of these topics hit close to home, here is something else you might want to consider: 


I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU!

Welborn Eiler

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I am Talking About You! 

Things we would like to say (and don’t) to friends, family, acquaintances and strangers that annoy us.

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If you like having a book you can carry around and share with others, this is for you. If you find it annoying to have lots of reading material to sort through, this book is for everyone but you, and you might want to consider writing your own damn book.

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If you don’t like carrying around books and are too technologically sophisticated for such menial behavior, this annoying version of the book is most definitely for you.

 
 
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